all you people need to know


It is all in there.

The true history of the CIA’s involvement with Lee Harvey Oswald,

and the name of the island on which Amelia Earheart spent the last twenty-three years of her life.

The one common household ingredient that would make cold fusion possible,

and the recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

The eighteen missing minutes of the Watergate tapes,

and the secret to healthier, younger-looking skin.

There are the cures for cancer,

and AIDS,

and male pattern baldness,

and the common cold.

Atlantis is there,

and the stone that killed the dinosaurs

right alongside Jimmy Hoffa

and the details of the secret Mormon plan to take over the world.

It’s all in there,

all in Mitt Romney’s tax returns

which he will take

to his grave.



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